[OOM: A quest is completed...
But the threat is not over.]

The door opens, letting in Felix, Varric, and Kate. They're all a bit the worse for wear - Felix is wobbling a bit as he heads for a seat - but alive and reasonably whole.

[OOC: Three pups, three muns; I'm not going to be the one to make promises about their availability.]

It was a perfectly good plan, really. You know, if Lorenzo hadn't shown up and completely blown their cover by being so darned recognizable. Mac tried to bluff their way out of it - and he would have managed, really, if the others had played along better, but they didn't have the sense they were born with, and then they had no excuse but to run.

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There's a bartender on duty tonight with epic chest hair, an even more epic crossbow (strapped to his back, not loaded, don't worry), and a rather less than epic stepstool. Not his fault the Bar is scaled for humans ( Read more... )

Sam has been working on Ellen's armor and forgetting to come inside and do other things, but he's almost finished the armor ( Read more... )

Being both a pillar and a bastion of the wizarding community comes with certain responsibilities. A lot of them, in fact, some of which Albus Dumbledore finds more enjoyable than others ( Read more... )

Bad thing about Varric Tethras' life: the people he has to deal with. He's a younger son of a noble family turned merchanters in a city where the Dwarven Merchants' Guild and the Carta can make life very, very miserable for merchant families that don't play the right games the right way. Good thing about Varric Tethras' life: the dwarf is very, ( Read more... )

Varric wasn't expecting Milliways today. As a matter of fact, he was expecting his room in the back of the Hanged Man- all he was planning on was putting his feet up before going over tomorrow's obligations. Clearly, the Landlord had other ideas ( Read more... )

Dwarves, according to most depictions thereof, are short, stocky, bearded folk with a fondness for tunnels and mining and dwarven beer. Varric, by these standards, is a very bad dwarf. He has the short and stocky part down, yes, but he does not so much have a beard as he has manly stubble and epic chest hair, and he'll be the first to tell you that ( Read more... )

It is possible that Karkat is so intent on whatever he is trying to code that he hasn't noticed that a Harlequin crab has ascended to the top of his head and gone to sleep. It's possible ( Read more... )

"You know, Hawke," says Varric as the door opens, "I never really liked the docks that much to begin with. We should get double civic duty points for cleaning them up ( Read more... )